Monticello, New York: Dingle Daisy, 2004


Morris, here, with his summer hit face -- The Shrimp Face. It's to die for.


Morris looking as slick as ever. [Shick!]


Here, Morris and Alex are testing their muscles for an upcoming fight. Morris looks too tough to handle and Alex is being nonchalant.


Paul with his new bride, Gela.


Paul attempting to be like our colony mascot -- The Man -- but I don't think he's living up to the reality.


Sandi smooching our doll-faced Valerie back when she was still blonde. Now she's gained black hair and lost the excuse.


Ben red. Alex covered the flash with his finger and now Ben looks gangsta.


Stacy smoking, Gela boozing, Val stripping. What happens in Dingle Daisy, stays in Dingle Daisy.


Mike and Kon[stantine] looking sickly and shocked.


Ilya creats fire as Kon, Stacey, Mike, and Morris admire him as the alpha male.


Sasha drinking Welch's in Val's house. Braids do magic to people.


Beach Babes Gela, Stacey, and Val.


Alex, who at the moment, strangely reminded me of Stalin.


Baywach Hottie Kon, posing for me in his skimpy trunks.


Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. This is before his Jewfro got out of control.


Val, again, with a piece of Sandi and a chunk of Kon.


The Man after a crazy night of drinking and partying.